Sunday, February 22, 2009

Tomato and potato part 2~

Finally, tomato and potato married. now tomato is still Mr tomato, but potato, we will just call her Mrs tomato.

Before their big day, Mr tomato's dad told him to cancel the wedding. Because he thinks that Mrs potato is too ugly to be his daughter in law.. ( how can him judge a book by it's cover??, potato is good for skin k!! ) But, Mr tomato chose to marry her because he thinks tat wife shouldn't be pretty. But mistress must be...

11 months later....

Mrs tomato has give birth to a baby. And Mr potato named him Strawberry.. in the same time, Mr tomato got himself a mistress, Ms Lemon.. Ms lemon is from china. 27 years old 3 years younger than Mr tomato. U might think that Mrs tomato is too dumb for not knowing that. indeed. she is smart. If she divorce with Mr tomato, the only consequence she has to face is losing his beloved son, strawberry and in the same time allowed the pasangan zina to be together..

It is a beautiful day, Mrs tomato stays at home with her son.. Teaching her son how to pronounce pineapple and watermelon. Suddenly, someone bang the door. It is Lemon. She walk to the living room and shout ( some china woman accent): sei potato, come out and face me! sei potato!!!...At this time, Mrs tomato is surprise and forget to breath due to this sudden incident. She goes to her and asked what she wants..

Potato: what u want.?
Lemon: I dunwan anything. I just want ur husband and ur status as his wife!
Potato: Is impossible. You are just a bitch who snatch my husband!
Lemon: come on.. Not i snatch ur husband. Ur husband is the one who come after me and says u are too ugly to sleep with!
Potato:( tears drop..) I dunno what u are saying. You, get away from here. i dunwan to see u! go away!!
Lemon: (go near potato, pull her hair) LISTEN! you are not goin to be Mrs tomato for long.. Be smart, propose divorce before he ask for it~ I have never see such an ugly and dumb woman like you. How can tomato have a baby with u? Is so mission impossible. hahaha
Strawberry: U!! monster~ get away from mama. dont hurt her~ u monster..
Lemon: good boy, she will never be ur mama for long. hahaha! one day u will noe bout it. hahaha..( leave potato's house with an evil smile~
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To be continued~

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