that night, Mr tomato scolded Mrs potato for not being a good wife and quarrel with his beloved lemon mui mui~ But the main reason he's angry of her is Strawberry starts to hate lemon ~ He even cut down all the lemon tree in the garden and smashed all of it!! See! hate destroy a person soul~ aikz...
A week later~ ( fruity new year eve)
potato bring Strawberry to this mall.. Durian Mall.. It belongs to Durian darby~ haha.. wad a good mall, everyone is getting their new fruit skin (clothes) in this mall. Same goes to Ms Lemon.
Lemon: i think yellow suits me. But i love black~ do u have black G string??
Promoter ( banana): BLACK G STRING?? so not fresh~ maybe u should try the flowery 1~
Lemon: now u are the consumer or me? GET ME THAT! if not i wanna see ur manager!
Promoter: i am so sorry, please hang on~ i check for u yea~
Here.. the mother and son entering the shop~
Lemon: ohh~~ come here and look for AH MA lingerie ah? haha. I don't think they sail it~
Strawberry: mama.. what is sail?
Potato: i am here to get some new clothes. Not looking for a fight~ btw, is sell not sail.
Lemon: ( feel insulted) So what, ur husband love me! hahaha. ( looking at her left )J J come here~ see, this is my new dog. J J.. from dear~ hahaha. what u have? old clothes and cheap bag? hahaha!
Strawberry : mama!! that dog is so cute. Not like this auntie~ so fierce! ( go near JJ and trying to kiss it)
Not even a second!!
Strawberry: Ouch!!!! This stupid dog bite my lips!! ahhh!!
Potato: Bitch! got anything come to me! don't hurt my son!
Lemon: haha~ u think i can order a dog? lol~ is ur son naughty~ he is the one who ask for it!
Promoter: Ms, this is ur BLACK G STRING!
Potato: ( grab it from the promoter's hand and put it on for lemon¬ not there pls¬ but head!!)
Due to her head is sharp, the G string got tear off! ohh ohh~~
Lemon: MY G STRING! HE WANTS ME TO WEAR IT TONIGHT FOR THE BALL! YOU! WATCH OUT! .. ( walk away with a miserable look)
And in the same time. Potato quickly bring strawberry to the clinic~
Luckily the dog got no teeth. IF not. the lipz sure gone~ lol...
After Tomato know about this, he killed the dog, cook with curry~ and enjoy it with his business partner, DURIAN~
To be continued~ :)
Monday, February 23, 2009
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