Mr tomato and Mrs tomato part 6~ The new car

If... if la..

A woman can't drive, it will be very pitiful.. Especially in tomato's world. Their car is very special..name LALA MELON~ Which made from winter melon or more known as DONG GUA~ It is very easy to cause damage after car crash~ ahyoyo~~

So... here, the Durian Darby and Tomato Valley trying to run the new designed car~ which made from...


deng deng deng deng...~~~



business secret~




but nvm la.. i tell u


Is made from.... teapot!! wahhaal... this is the latest invention~


A meeting was held..


Durian: i think the price should be around 100k din din ( can buy 1000k pisang goreng)

Tomato: hmmph.. Can la.. but to attract people, i think we can do something like...

Durian: Like what?

Tomato: How i know. You think i biggest brain ah~.. Like that la. call baboon, ask his idea~


Ps: baboon is the champion for Biggest brain..


Here he is

Secretary (mushroom): Ohhh.. i like ur head.. so fluffy~

Baboon: hehehe~ Of course.. that's why i got the biggest brain~ hehehehe..

Durian: Welcome, Welcome. Mr Bab...

Baboon:come wel come wel.. :)~~

Tomato: We are looking for the method to pomote our new car~ Tea 27 pot~
Got any idea?

Baboon: ohh~ I think u can give.. free ... house with each car purchase~ haha.

Durian: WOW~~ Biggest brain gor yin hai.. Biggest brain~ Good idea~!
Ok la. follow ur idea~ Tonite we have deep fried justin Timberlake..
Come along la~

Tomato: And also Egg yolk salty fish.. come come~

Baboon: GOOD! Can i have Ginger steam "waterfish" ahaha..

Durian: Sure~ let's go!

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The release date!!

They sold 100000 Tea 27 pot!

And gave out 100000 Hourses~


Barbie doll house~ hehehehe..



That's why biggest brain :P..


To be continued~

randomy!~ do re mi~

Potato and tomato nice ma? haha.. Somehow. i am running out of idea.. Is like so sesak now~ that's why no more harry potter~ haha。。

(how can u compare urself with JK Rowling~ paiseh paiseh~)

I am good by becoming a dumb~ can't speak for a week. with the zip zap thingy on my mouth. tied all my teeth and now mouth cannot open. but can close la~~ blink blink.

AND LOTS OF PEOPLE HAPPY WITH IT HOR!

KEEP TEASING ME THESE FEW DAYS. >.<


I TELL U~

SENG DENG DIT. 1 MORE WEEK.. TAI BING GOR SEI XIN! HAHAHA.. (damn evil, tsk tsk..)

If i am someone who don't talk much. I will be ok with the teeth! but.. come on la!

WO BU NENG YI FEN ZHONG BU BA ZHUI BA ZHANG KAI ( i think i sleep with mouth open too xD)

This is the conversation between me and mama~ damn zha

Caely: (complaining the car not good, buy a new car la.. ) SEE!!! THAT CAR VERY NICEZ MA.. BUY LA BUY LA~ look at the spotlight.. good good~~ hahaha..

mama: **speechless**

Caely: ** change topic** Today my lunch not nice ah~ too salty de~ ask the chef don't put so much salt ma. soi yin hoi hou peng... And hor~ you know.. the pineapple. very nice. damn sweet. cheap also 99 cent nia~~ buy more.. buy more~~

mama: (can't stand.) I thought u will be a bit quiet after the teeth thingy. but~~ why still so noisy~ Zzz

Caely: ** my turn to speechless**

Conclusion: caely will still be talkative ... And she never stops.. zZZ

chilling~~ potato and tomato coming soon~ ahyo.. headache again.. zzZ..

mr tomato and ms potato part 5~ THE CHALLENGE~

The weather is going really wrong this few months.. zZZ. When the weather forecast says it will rain, it didn't rain. when it says it will be a sunny day, it turned out snowing ~~ eh~ sorry. tropical zone no snowing 1.. raining la.. raining~..

The postman, chili still got to work. aikz.. This is his job. just like this.
(the video when he work)




hahaha~~....
Here he got Mrs tomato (potato) a letter.~~
IT is from Lemon~ the mistress

Written..

To my dear rival,

It is me.. the sexy, hot, cool, fresh, juicy lemon~ Ohh.. i just can't find any word better to describe such a wonderful woman like me .. By the way. To avoid something like the dog incident happen again, I would like to have a "friendly match" with you. how about a game~ futsal? nah~ ur leg so short. sure cannot. bowling? hmmph.. u more like a bowling~ wahaha.. How about badminton. k? I will wait u in Ah Gao ( dog) badminton court~ no see no go~! haha.

the sexy hot cool fresh juicy
Lemon~

How dare lemon challenge Mrs tomato~ she's the badminton champion in the si lai badminton championship~ k~~ That's why,She decidde to go for it.

It is a rainy day. But is ok. coz is indoor court~

Here the match start... The judge is MR... YES~ is MR ...

1st round.. draw~
2nd round.. draw~
Before 3rd round

Lemon: haha.. i can't believe AH MA can play so well. Now senior citizen got work out one ah?

Potato: You think malaysia fruits like China 1 meh. ALL INDOOR~

Lemon: Hehe.. u will lose in the last round.

Potato: If i win, u got to give me my husband......
...... Give u der LA bag~

Lemon: haha. ok ok~ but i don't think u have the chance. haha



The last round is very exciting... they got draw 20-20 .. It is so nervous.. zzZ
In the last game, Lemon use her sharp head tactic and luckily potato use her body advantage~~
lok lei lok hoi~~ defeted her!

WOW~~~ and she win herself a bag!!

The night -- At home~

Tomato: woman. today ur deep fried organic not so nice ah! put more sugar ma next time!

Strawberry: mama, i wan steam carbon dioxide~ this 1 not nice der! i dont wan to eat de!

Potato: ok ok~ put soya sauce la. nicer~

Strawberry: mama. that day papa ate the curry JJ. didnt share with us~ so bad! bad papa

Tomato: WAHHAHA.. ok ok .. next time steam cat.... fish. Let u taste k~



So.. Another day.. gone like tat...

PS: badminton in fruity world is not using racket but... body.. for example.. the shootercock coming to u~ u got to use ur ass and hit it~ blink blink~

To be continued

Tomato and potato part 4~

Some of you might not know. Actually, tomato is not potato first love. Her first love happened when she was 15. That time, she's still a teenager with pimples and blemishes on her face~ No one like her.

Her first love starts in a summer. It was a hot day. Potato took out orange ( her football) and running to the park~ When she was on the way there. Another bullying incident happened!~~



A gang of pineapple were bullying peanut!

Pineapple 1: This is my tempat! u wan play! can~~ pay us!

Peanut: sobz sobz! i got no din din ( money) please let me go~

Pineapple 2: NO! mou chin jiao~~ hehehe... mok gon zhu~~

Pineapple 3: ASK U NOT TO SHOW OUT UR GAY-NESS!! DROP ONG LAI GANG REPUTATION ONLY AH!

Butter: Don't mok me gong zhu~~ sobz sobz~

Potato: WEY! How can u bully him! He is just a small boy! let him go! if noT! Watch out! ( take out his lobak and start whacking pineapples~~!!!! )

(defeated Pineapple gang... Here peanut brother, butter came)

Butter: Peanut !! are u ok??

peanuT: BUT kor kor ( they way he call butter)~ i am alrite. This is the person who saved my life!

Butter: Ohh thank you. Hmmph. Can i give u a treat? i would like to thank you for saving my brother.

Potato: ok~ !! i am quite hungry too~( so chin chai)

Since that day, Butter have a crush on potato. It was love at 1st sight..


This is how they start their relationship

Butter: ( i must tell her i like her) POTATO.. ACTUALLY.. actually.. this french fries taste good hor~ (pheww).

Potato: yea lo. This is the best fries in Kampung Myvi and Hyundai.. Some even says ferrari!!
( Myvi, hyundai, toyota and ferrari are places )


Butter: yea lo yea lo. Potato!! U noe.. U noe ( trying to say the word!!. trying very harddddd!!) This fries really taste like fries!

Potato: (damn sweat de) yea lo~ this ketchup taste like ketchup too ~~ hahaha!! HAHAHAHA!!

Butter: yea lo~ ehh~ my brother, peanut says.. u can be my gf~ haha. Since ur surface so rough, mine so smooth. really matching! hahaha. So.. so~~ .. so... CAN YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND! PLEASE!

Potato: ( shork. and excited) haha. u must be joking. But... SINCE U SAY OUT DE! CANT TAKE BACK. fROM NOW, I AM UR GIRLFREN. I say 1 is 1. 2 is 2 .. if i say 3 is 2 .. u cant say it is 1.! understand~

Butter: YES YES! I WILL LISTEN TO U ONLY.. HAHA. YEAH!! urgh~ urgh~ my heart~ my heart is so painful~!!! ( faint~)

Butter was too happy. and got a heart attack~ and died after 1 minute they got together.
And this is potato first love and 1minute love~

To be continued

Tomato and Potato part 3

that night, Mr tomato scolded Mrs potato for not being a good wife and quarrel with his beloved lemon mui mui~ But the main reason he's angry of her is Strawberry starts to hate lemon ~ He even cut down all the lemon tree in the garden and smashed all of it!! See! hate destroy a person soul~ aikz...

A week later~ ( fruity new year eve)

potato bring Strawberry to this mall.. Durian Mall.. It belongs to Durian darby~ haha.. wad a good mall, everyone is getting their new fruit skin (clothes) in this mall. Same goes to Ms Lemon.

Lemon: i think yellow suits me. But i love black~ do u have black G string??

Promoter ( banana): BLACK G STRING?? so not fresh~ maybe u should try the flowery 1~

Lemon: now u are the consumer or me? GET ME THAT! if not i wanna see ur manager!

Promoter: i am so sorry, please hang on~ i check for u yea~

Here.. the mother and son entering the shop~

Lemon: ohh~~ come here and look for AH MA lingerie ah? haha. I don't think they sail it~

Strawberry: mama.. what is sail?

Potato: i am here to get some new clothes. Not looking for a fight~ btw, is sell not sail.

Lemon: ( feel insulted) So what, ur husband love me! hahaha. ( looking at her left )J J come here~ see, this is my new dog. J J.. from dear~ hahaha. what u have? old clothes and cheap bag? hahaha!

Strawberry : mama!! that dog is so cute. Not like this auntie~ so fierce! ( go near JJ and trying to kiss it)

Not even a second!!

Strawberry: Ouch!!!! This stupid dog bite my lips!! ahhh!!

Potato: Bitch! got anything come to me! don't hurt my son!

Lemon: haha~ u think i can order a dog? lol~ is ur son naughty~ he is the one who ask for it!

Promoter: Ms, this is ur BLACK G STRING!

Potato: ( grab it from the promoter's hand and put it on for lemon¬ not there pls¬ but head!!)

Due to her head is sharp, the G string got tear off! ohh ohh~~

Lemon: MY G STRING! HE WANTS ME TO WEAR IT TONIGHT FOR THE BALL! YOU! WATCH OUT! .. ( walk away with a miserable look)

And in the same time. Potato quickly bring strawberry to the clinic~

Luckily the dog got no teeth. IF not. the lipz sure gone~ lol...

After Tomato know about this, he killed the dog, cook with curry~ and enjoy it with his business partner, DURIAN~


To be continued~ :)

Tomato and potato part 2~

Finally, tomato and potato married. now tomato is still Mr tomato, but potato, we will just call her Mrs tomato.

Before their big day, Mr tomato's dad told him to cancel the wedding. Because he thinks that Mrs potato is too ugly to be his daughter in law.. ( how can him judge a book by it's cover??, potato is good for skin k!! ) But, Mr tomato chose to marry her because he thinks tat wife shouldn't be pretty. But mistress must be...

11 months later....

Mrs tomato has give birth to a baby. And Mr potato named him Strawberry.. in the same time, Mr tomato got himself a mistress, Ms Lemon.. Ms lemon is from china. 27 years old 3 years younger than Mr tomato. U might think that Mrs tomato is too dumb for not knowing that. indeed. she is smart. If she divorce with Mr tomato, the only consequence she has to face is losing his beloved son, strawberry and in the same time allowed the pasangan zina to be together..

It is a beautiful day, Mrs tomato stays at home with her son.. Teaching her son how to pronounce pineapple and watermelon. Suddenly, someone bang the door. It is Lemon. She walk to the living room and shout ( some china woman accent): sei potato, come out and face me! sei potato!!!...At this time, Mrs tomato is surprise and forget to breath due to this sudden incident. She goes to her and asked what she wants..

Potato: what u want.?
Lemon: I dunwan anything. I just want ur husband and ur status as his wife!
Potato: Is impossible. You are just a bitch who snatch my husband!
Lemon: come on.. Not i snatch ur husband. Ur husband is the one who come after me and says u are too ugly to sleep with!
Potato:( tears drop..) I dunno what u are saying. You, get away from here. i dunwan to see u! go away!!
Lemon: (go near potato, pull her hair) LISTEN! you are not goin to be Mrs tomato for long.. Be smart, propose divorce before he ask for it~ I have never see such an ugly and dumb woman like you. How can tomato have a baby with u? Is so mission impossible. hahaha
Strawberry: U!! monster~ get away from mama. dont hurt her~ u monster..
Lemon: good boy, she will never be ur mama for long. hahaha! one day u will noe bout it. hahaha..( leave potato's house with an evil smile~
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To be continued~

Non Halal. tin tin, u can still enter. hehe

get to learn something new today from the chef again!! blink~

Cutting some fruits this evening for TL's party. Then the chef came to me and said~ You cut like that not nice 1. U should do it this way~ so he demo and i followed what he did~

At the end, this is the result.


I cut the watermelon and jelly!!



Front view~ take a look of the orange.
I cut der~



Nice??


This 1 not mine. the one i did is a failure~ aikz.

Went 1u ynite again~ zzZ. start to get bored with 1u. dunno where to have dinner also~ zzZ. At the end, chose the san gan zhong for dinner~

a very special thing to do while dinning if ur leg ache or whatever~~ ask the person opposite u to open his/her leg and put ur leg in between it and let his/her leg lock your leg~ eh~ get it ma? lol. damn comfortable wey!



The non halal noodle~


that's all for today~ lol. bye bye

Rubbish~ throw throw

The weather is good~ the flower look good. the tree haven't die yet~ So.. It should be a good day!

yea it is~ the 1st day i earned 50 buckz!~ yeah!!! lol. nothing to do . haha. memang~ i shall do something. what can i do.. lol. maybe sleep ok. i go sleep now!! bye~~


The reason blogging -> i blog bcoz the sick of blogging. (zzzZ)

The few japanese vocab i noe.
Aligator.
sayonara.
oyasuminasai
last but... not

least!!

AJINOMOTO!!

Booth opening

LoL~ surprise~!!! hehe.. i am now in the restaurant selling fruits and in the same time~ blogging!! wow~~

Is kinda free actually. After u cut all the fruits and done with the dessert, just sit down and wait for ur customer~ hehehe

I know u wanna noe about the business today. 1 word~!! not good!! now is enough to cover the cost for today~ there is still 25 pieces of fruits. so~ max, i can earn 25 ringgit today~ haha. dessert today dont have wo~ lol. Not enough time to settle it today. tomorrow only start selling it~ :) all the best to me~~

If can come and pong chan lo~ hehehe

Address : Ara Damansara Jalan Pju 1A/20A Ler Restaurant. :)!!

thatz all for today.. hehe~ bye bye!!

Ahyo~ very sien~ is like so lifeless de~ choi~~!! cant say lifeless der~ if not later i lose my life how. got to appreciate it~ :)

Tagged by Mrs Yong a.k.a. Suk ting.

Prediction of Conversation between Boon and Ting~

BOon : Why tag me!!!
TInG : Who ask you don't update your blog.
Boon: cheh. You don't read it often der laaa..
TIng: ahyo. Ask you do, do laaa! talk so much.
Boon : DIe also need reason one ma~ ** touchingwood*
Ting : Ngor fai si choi lei~

OMG! so not funny and lame~ sorry. currently mood low~ sleep mode on~ Brain shutting down~

Ok. don't crap de~ let's do the tag den sleep~ wahahhaa



Directions: Once you’ve been tagged, you have to write a blog or a note on Facebook with sixteen random things, facts, habits or goals about you. At the end choose ten people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don’t forget to leave them a comment (”you’re it”) and to read your blog. You can’t tag the person who tagged you.

see!! so u can't tag me~ wahaha. but i don't mind u tag the person who tagged me~ LOO SUK TING~ " mou yi wai lei seng Yong ngor jiao hmm gam da lei! " >.<~

jk jk jk~ ~ wo shi kai wan siao di~ dui bu qi~

1. I am so so desperate for money. Ringgit. Sing dollar. US dollar.... Rupiah ~~ also can~ can u see how desperate i am!!

2. I wish that i can cure my blemish!! please laaa~~~ xO

3. Wondering will the wishes i wished come true~

4. I think i can be a host~ or a DJ.. start to dream start to dream~~~

5. I am going to Utar~ ahyoyo~~ leaving u guys and don't say i LALA!

6. Want to continue my potato and tomato~ but who should be the mistress in part 2???

7. I want to watch red cliff!!! zZZ~~~ 2 2 2 !! who can watch with me? no 1~

8. My booth open on 16th Feb~ come bong chiong laa~ i give u 20% add on k~ swt. (who will come? )

9. My friends have a sweet Valentine's Day~ Even though i don't have but i still wish that u can have it) :)

10. Why must this tag be 16. eh~ juz don't understand...

11. Wondering why Mrs Yong u wanna tag me~ shi bu shi ying wei wo hen ke ai?? omg~ is either ur eyes got prob or i am using the wrong vocab. zZZ

12. Yoko yoko is infront of me and i think it is kinda useful~

13. My sister can play violin pretty well. just like me singing do re mi fa so la ti do~ (not a tune is right)

14. I dislike bread! pasta and... zzZ. cake~

15. I got a new piggybank and i call it Ah tuo~ coz is a camel~ (luo tuo in mandarin)

16. I miss my bed now~ lol~~ miss miss miss!!!

I tag!!
Kitt lei
Hui xian
Melly
Sooi kee
Joanne
Joshua
Fiona
Pei wern
Yan shan
Yen lin~

Those time~

Primary school is always the most memorable period in life~ We are all naive, stupid and innocent ( i think i am ). hahaXD..

Went for primary reunion just now~ Saw some guys there and they really have big changes. Is really different from the last time i meet them. Now the guys are more macho and the girls are hot and sexy~ hehe!

Basically, this reunion was held because one of our classmate is going to continue her studies in Australia. Only 8 people participated in this reunion. most of them went for the last year reunion on Dec de~

It was held in Tropicana city mall. I am so curious on why they named it TROPICANA CITY MALL. Is such a long and difficult to remember name~ zzZ. ohh yea~ someone kind drove me there today. him again~ Thankz lo~ haha

The person in charged told me it starts at 6pm. but ended up we got to wait for other people till 8 something. zzZ. Malaysian attitude, hard to change. LoL. and some even ffk at last minute. aikz

Overall, this reunion was kinda meaningful. Got to see them and have a chit chat session about past time. How we fought in class, how the monitor scream at us and ran out the class, who we liked last time. LoL. ~ hahaXD.. All funny funny stuff~ this is held every year and it got good response from our ex classmates. 6H / 2003. Wait for the next 1. LoL.

Picz time~
still waiting for the picz in rachel's camera. will post up more in the next post~ stay tuned~








A gift from chieng yee before she leave~


A muffin as gift ( she baked it~)


He came on time~ not like the otherS~~


1 of the organiser


The other 1~ she's our monitor last time. haha.


Picz of all~


(From up to down, left to right)
yen ni, miyumi, rachel, chieng yee,
me,keith, yu chong and jen jean~



Time to go. bye bye

Bai tin gong

Compare to the previous year, this is not that chun. Is it because the economy is worse? I could not see any pig this year~

U know the big big roasted pig!! is damn delicious ( sorry. my blog is non halal)
The skin is scrunchy, smells good, and and and~ it looks good~ haha

just like that!!

I like the ears~

Missed the ceremony just because i got to wait for the woman ( my mom) to bath and drive me there.. zZZ..
No one welcome me this time.. aikz. the women busy with the kitchen's work while the kids gambling out there.


Even though the pig is not there but u still can get something homemade~
Homemade kuih~ eggs ( from the chicken, i mean from grandma's chicken)


This is egg sponge cake by my grandma~

Chor dai dee night. and lost 80 bucks. Didnt even win a single round. zzZ~ dim gai~~!!! keep getting bad cards.! from winning money become losing all of it. Shouldnt be too generous next time. XS.. Win money didnt collect from u guys, when i lose, grab my money pula~ so unfair~ i must be a mean person!!!

Maybe u are right, i am just lucky. xS


This is lami~ i dunno how to play. but it seemz interesting~ xD



(Clockwise)That is my cousin sis ah xian, cousin sis
Ah ling, ah ling's bf and my 7th aunt~



Where got people chor 8 lou sang der~~
Only in ulu yam ~ hahaXD

Gosh.. i really need some help this time. I am now suffer from sleeplessness!! gek gek gek.
Once i start sleeping at 6 in the morning and wake up at 5 in the evening, i can't stop it~ I will continue the routine! how?
what to do? Should i do something like don't sleep for the whole day den 8.30pm go sleep? CANNOT! LIKE THAT I WILL MISS THE DRAMA SERIES!~ Should find myself a better way.

ps..
My tong sui booth will be open right after valentine. which is 15th of Feb~ isn't it fabulous? LoL

Operation hour

7.30am till 10.30am
Food for sale : Fried mihoon, nasi lemak and sanwiches~ Herbal egg~

3.00pm till 5.30pm
Food for sale: Tong sui ( 3 choices everyday), fried homemade spring roll, Fried mihoon (definitely not the morning one. Herbal egg.

the place will be my mama's restaurant. tell u guys where is it in the next post. hehe.
got to go for movie~

Bye!!