Some of you might not know. Actually, tomato is not potato first love. Her first love happened when she was 15. That time, she's still a teenager with pimples and blemishes on her face~ No one like her.
Her first love starts in a summer. It was a hot day. Potato took out orange ( her football) and running to the park~ When she was on the way there. Another bullying incident happened!~~
A gang of pineapple were bullying peanut!
Pineapple 1: This is my tempat! u wan play! can~~ pay us!
Peanut: sobz sobz! i got no din din ( money) please let me go~
Pineapple 2: NO! mou chin jiao~~ hehehe... mok gon zhu~~
Pineapple 3: ASK U NOT TO SHOW OUT UR GAY-NESS!! DROP ONG LAI GANG REPUTATION ONLY AH!
Butter: Don't mok me gong zhu~~ sobz sobz~
Potato: WEY! How can u bully him! He is just a small boy! let him go! if noT! Watch out! ( take out his lobak and start whacking pineapples~~!!!! )
(defeated Pineapple gang... Here peanut brother, butter came)
Butter: Peanut !! are u ok??
peanuT: BUT kor kor ( they way he call butter)~ i am alrite. This is the person who saved my life!
Butter: Ohh thank you. Hmmph. Can i give u a treat? i would like to thank you for saving my brother.
Potato: ok~ !! i am quite hungry too~( so chin chai)
Since that day, Butter have a crush on potato. It was love at 1st sight..
This is how they start their relationship
Butter: ( i must tell her i like her) POTATO.. ACTUALLY.. actually.. this french fries taste good hor~ (pheww).
Potato: yea lo. This is the best fries in Kampung Myvi and Hyundai.. Some even says ferrari!!
( Myvi, hyundai, toyota and ferrari are places )
Butter: yea lo yea lo. Potato!! U noe.. U noe ( trying to say the word!!. trying very harddddd!!) This fries really taste like fries!
Potato: (damn sweat de) yea lo~ this ketchup taste like ketchup too ~~ hahaha!! HAHAHAHA!!
Butter: yea lo~ ehh~ my brother, peanut says.. u can be my gf~ haha. Since ur surface so rough, mine so smooth. really matching! hahaha. So.. so~~ .. so... CAN YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND! PLEASE!
Potato: ( shork. and excited) haha. u must be joking. But... SINCE U SAY OUT DE! CANT TAKE BACK. fROM NOW, I AM UR GIRLFREN. I say 1 is 1. 2 is 2 .. if i say 3 is 2 .. u cant say it is 1.! understand~
Butter: YES YES! I WILL LISTEN TO U ONLY.. HAHA. YEAH!! urgh~ urgh~ my heart~ my heart is so painful~!!! ( faint~)
Butter was too happy. and got a heart attack~ and died after 1 minute they got together.
And this is potato first love and 1minute love~
To be continued
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